The Most Pointlessly Annoying Characters of all Time Series Pt. 1 – Kuato – Total Recall

Alright, it’s the future; a being of terrific mental ability has the power to read minds and inspire the people – all while living inside the belly of another man. The concept of a pint sized adult male residing inside the stomach of another, looking like a diseased, zombie infected Danny DeVito, while sounding otherworldly is a bit odd; by the looks of him, he ought to be sipping cheap gin with a chewed up cigar dangling from his chapped lips. When I imagine a prophet that can predict my future and save the populace, I don’t imagine that knowledge coming from a balding, greasy’ 56 year old child – please, Kuato, retreat back into your keepers bowels. Forever. Witness the hideous baby man below.

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