1. punching a guy in the face is approximately as loud as a gunshot.
2. the same german army that made europe its bitch is no match for an archaeologist.
3. indiana jones is arguably the strongest human on earth and is able to effortlessly shove giant tablets of stone that more than likely took multiple egyptians to heft (he totally moved a friggin’ huge stone out of his way while exiting the infamous snake pit).
4. how the hell did indy stow away on a fucking diving submarine?
5. if the movies are any indication, indy would be great in the UFC.  the dude pummeled nazis, communists, and indians, and never broke a bone.

the movie is quite dated, but remains a true classic.